A Strange Figure
A strange figure made of sticks and twine hangs before *Cat Name*. A shiver runs down their spine. This is an ominous sign...
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Mewgenics Events Guide
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Known Events
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Stat-Gated Links
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Barbed Wire Fence
*Cat Name*'s path is impeded by a barbed wire fence. They consider their options...
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Barrel of Toxic Waste
*Cat Name* found a barrel of mysterious green liquid. What should they do?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Dex check”.
Basket of Fruit
*Cat Name* discovers a basket of fruit. The warm smell of fresh citrus and bananas lingers in the air. A refreshing reprieve!
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Bunch of Trash
*Cat Name* finds a bunch of trash bags. They look full!
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Cat Party
Your cat stumbles upon a cat party! What should they do? (This used to say cat orgy)
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Dex check”.
Cat-Shaped Hole
*Cat Name* finds a cat-shaped hole in the wall. It looks like it was made just for them!
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Charming Little Clam
*Cat Name* comes upon a charming little clam. It's so... Beautiful! They feel a growing urge to lean in closer...
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Cha check”.
Dead Cat
*Cat Name* found a dead cat. What should they do?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Dead Rat
*Cat Name* finds a dead rat... Stench from the corpse fills their nose, a powerful but intriguing smell.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Deep Hole
A deep hole in the Earth lies before *Cat Name*. Orange-red light dances up from something burning deep below.
Lck check
3 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Lck check”.
Dying Fetus
*Cat Name* finds a dying fetus, quivering in fright and pain.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Cha check”.
Giant Pile of Cat Pelts
*Cat Name* finds a giant pile of cat pelts... How Terrible!
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Hairball
*Cat Name* finds a hairball. Made of chunks of fur and hair. It has small bones sticking out of it. It's honestly quite disgusting... Or is it?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Large Heap of Dead Cats
A large pile of trash blocks this cat's way ahead. The large heap is composed of deceased cats... A truly horrifying sight!
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Dex check”.
Large Mound of Poop
*Cat Name* finds a large mound of poop. *Cat Name* covers their nose with their paw to keep themselves from gagging at the smell.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Large Mushroom
*Cat Name* has found a large mushroom. What should they do with it?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Large Trash Bin
*Cat Name* finds a large trash bin. The lid is ajar, and the stench from the refuse floods *Cat Name*'s nostrils.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Large Wooden Crate
*Cat Name* finds a large wooden crate. It appears to be in good condition... *Cat Name* wonders what treasures could be inside?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Locked Dumpster
*Cat Name* finds a dumpster. Oddly, there is a lock keeping it shut... Why would you lock a dumpster?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Locked Safe
Your cat finds a locked safe. Although worn with age, the locking mechanism appears secure.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Lonely Kitten
*Cat Name* encounters a lonely kitten! Its large, wet eyes look up at *Cat Name*, pleading for help...
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Loosely Hanging Lump
*Cat Name* sees something ahead. At first they are unable to distinguish the strange lump hanging loosely from the ceiling. Their ears go back their …
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Metal Grate
*Cat Name* finds a metal grate. Could it lead to somewhere else?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Mob of Rats
A mob of rats scurry all around, charging at *Cat Name*!
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Old Window
Your cat discovers an old window. A shiny lattice of cracks spread across the glass panes like a fragile patchwork of tiny mirrors.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Pile of Bones
Bones from some long-dead creature lie piled on the ground in front of *Cat Name*.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Pile of Maggots
A large writhing pile of maggots blocks the way forward!
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Pill Bottle
A pill bottle lies before *Cat Name*. They wonder what could be inside.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Lck check”.
Purse
*Cat Name* finds a purse on the ground. Its charming colors seem out of place in this gloomy place. What should she do?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Lck check”.
Scattered Coins
*Cat Name* discovers some coins scattered on the ground. "Why would someone leave these here?"
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Lck check”.
Severed Head
*Cat Name* found a severed head lying on the ground. It's unblinking eye staring right through them. What should they do?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Skull
A skull lies before *Cat Name*. The unblinking eyes of the skull stare at them like endless dark pits. *Cat Name* fights the urge to sit and stare in…
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Sleeping Shark
A giant sleeping shark blocks the way forward in front of *Cat Name*.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Dex check”.
Strange Egg
*Cat Name* finds a strange egg. It is larger than any normal egg he has seen before. It appears to be quivering slightly, although that might be an i…
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Strange Flowers
A scent is in the air. It's sweet, almost intoxicating, but something about it feels unnatural. *Cat Name* finds the source: A patch of strange flowe…
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Tape Recorder
*Cat Name* finds a tape recorder, its tape reels whirring quietly.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Tuna??
*Cat Name* wrinkles their nose. What is that familiar smell? Is it... Tuna??
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Lck check”.
White Rabbit
*Cat Name* finds a curious looking white rabbit. It stares at them with bright red eyes...
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Cha check”.
A Rock
A rock lies in *Cat Name*'s path. She normally wouldn't have given it another thought. But recently...
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Antique Lamp
*Cat Name* finds an odd looking antique lamp. For some reason, *Cat Name* feels a sudden urge to rub it with their paw.
Lck check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Lck check”.
Bear Trap
A large bear trap blocks *Cat Name*'s way forward...
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Dex check”.
Broken Cylinder
*Cat Name* finds a broken cylinder. Strange green goo is pooled beneath the broken container.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Cobwebs
Dense cobwebs line the walls and ceiling, blocking *Cat Name*'s way forward.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Dex check”.
Copy Machine
*Cat Name* finds a mysterious machine with paper sticking out of it.
Int check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Crack In The Wall
*Cat Name* finds a crack in the wall. They wonders what might lie beyond...
Str check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Dark Cave
*Cat Name* finds a dark cave in the ground. She can smell the musky odor of a large animal, perhaps resting within the den.
Int check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Disembodied Hand
*Cat Name* discovers a strange disembodied hand. The fingers of the hand are raised upward, unmoving.
Int check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Door
A door bars the way forward. It looks like it could be locked, what should *Cat Name* do?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Floating Black Fetus?
No description available yet.
Int check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Legs Sticking Out The Ground
The legs of a deceased human are sticking out of the ground. What a terrible way to go, stuck in a hole like that! Thinks *Cat Name*.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Lck check”.
Mousetrap
*Cat Name* finds a mousetrap with a tasty looking fish on it. What should they do?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Int check”.
Nest Full of Mice
*Cat Name* finds a nest full of mice. They seem to be sleeping for the moment...
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Cha check”.
Old Can
*Cat Name* finds an old can. It looks like it was buried long ago. He wonders what could be inside?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Old TV Set?
*Cat Name* finds an old television set. Although it has seen better days, the ancient device might still be functional. A faint humming sound emanate…
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Pile of Dirt
*Cat Name* finds a pile of dirt with a shovel next to it. Something must be buried here!
Str check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
PlayCat!
In a dimly lit corner *Cat Name* finds an old magazine. After brushing off the dust, they discover it's a copy of PlayCat!
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Lck check”.
Spooky Apparition
*Cat Name* finds a spooky apparition! Spectral tears wash silently down its face as it watches your every move.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Spd check”.
Strang Vibrating Meteor
*Cat Name* finds a strange vibrating meteor. He hears a deep humming sound as it pulses with energy...
Con check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Strange Box
*Cat Name* finds a strange box... As they begin to approach, a monster within speaks! Just a small sip! A little slurp! You have so much life force..…
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Tall Fence
*Cat Name* encountered a tall fence.
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Dex check”.
Viper
*Cat Name* discovers a strange bottle with a Viper label on it. She thinks it might be some kind of booze..?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Wall of Flesh
(Caves End) A giant wall of flesh and pulsating veins blocks the way before *Cat Name*. He notices there is a strange cube shaped indent in the wall.
Str check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Well Used Toilet
*Cat Name* finds a well used toilet. Who knows what might lurk within it?
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Knife Stuck in Wall
*Cat Name* finds a knife stuck in a wall.
Str check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Str check”.
Con check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Con check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “Con check”.
Beggar
A beggar with sad eyes holds up a small cardboard sign to *Cat Name*. "Could you spare a few pennies please?"
No stat check
4 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Tracy Donation Shop
"Yeah, I got some stuff. How much are you willing to donate? It's for a good cause..."
No stat check
4 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Devil Deal
Come closer, small feline... Would you like to make a deal?!
No stat check
3 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Beepis or Feebis
Bet you never guess what best... Beepis or Febbis?
No stat check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Damage or Protection
Okay Kiddo, what's best, damage or protection?
No stat check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Dr. Beanies' Button
Time to heal your cats! Wait, what button do I press?
No stat check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Scabs or Cuts
"I got one for ya. What's best? Scabs or cuts?
No stat check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Surprise or Intimidation
"What's best? The element of surprise or intimidation?"
No stat check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Tappy Toes or Pirouette
Ugly, answer me this... What's better? Tappy Toes or Pirouette?
No stat check
2 choices
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Bird Migration
Flocks of birds travel above in the sky... Some land on nearby perches, resting for a moment before continuing on their migration.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Buried Treasure
*Cat Name* discovers a partially buried treasure chest and digs it up! *Cat Name* got *Item*
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Candy For Everyone
*Cat Name* finds a tin full of super rare candies!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Evidence
*Cat Name* finds some evidence and is more prepared for the next event.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Firestorm
Walls of fire rapidly spring up, blocking the way! The cats hurry to navigate the burning landscape, fleeing the fury of a firestorm!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Fog
A dense fog starts rolling in. The cats can barely see in front of them!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Four Leaf Clover
*Cat Name* spies a four leaf clover!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Hunger Pangs
*Cat Name* feels pangs of hunger. They lick their wounds but they won't heal!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Leg Day
*Cat Name* never forgets leg day!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Little Friend
*Cat Name* finds a little friend! They proudly show it off to the party. Isn't it cute!?
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Lumpy Under The Ground
*Cat Name* feels something lumpy under the ground at her feet and digs it up... It latches onto her!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Magic Mushroom
*Cat Name* finds a plump and delicious looking mushroom and eats it!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Make a Friend
*Cat Name* has made a friend. A stray cat has joined the party! *Stray Cat Name* has started following your party.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Memories of Battle
Memories of battles flash in *Cat Name*'s mind, driving him into an insatiable rage!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Meteor Shower
Meteor shower!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Misplaced Item
*Cat Name* seems to have misplaced something important.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Restless Dead
Patches of earth begin to shake around the cats, as rotting paws reach up from beneath the ground! The dead are restless!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Rusted Nail
*Cat Name* accidentally snags themself on a rusted nail. They can't stop the bleeding!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Sandstorm Kicks Up
A thick sandstorm kicks up. Small grains of sand, travelling at furious speeds through the air, sting the cats through their fur.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Sewer Pipe Eruption
A nearby sewer pipe erupts, triggering a chain reaction of other pipes nearby! Sewage sprays into the air, piling into large mounds of sludge. Stench…
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Sky Darkens
The sky darkens with clouds and raindrops drizzle down, forming small puddles on the ground and wetting the cat's soft fur.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Spoiled Dinner
*Cat Name*'s dinner was spoiled. They have food poisoning.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Strange Sealed Box
*Cat Name* finds a strange sealed box and opens it up...
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Trap
*Cat Name* accidentally steps on a trap!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Trash Heap
*Cat Name* digs through a trash heap and finds something valuable!
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Trips
*Cat Name* trips on a rock, face planting into the ground! *Cat Name*'s forehead swells up and they feel sluggish from the head trauma.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Wildfires
Embers fill the air as a raging wildfire engulfs the horizon. The cats cough, spitting out chunks of dry ash, as smoke fills their lungs.
No stat check
1 choice
Long-tail intent: “best choice”, “odds”, “stat check”.
Finish the decision loop
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